Paunchy Pooches

America is known as a country of fatties.  There are plenty who point fingers and lay blame.  All manner of foods and additives are targeted but in the end it's a simple equation.  If you consume more calories than you burn off, the excess gets stored.

So eat less and get some exercise.  If only it were that easy.  Apparently even our pets seem to have this problem.  Thankfully Science Diet has a solution.

No longer do our dogs have to suffer ridicule and not being able to fit in their bikini.  They also don't have to bother with exercise.  Everything they need is in this one box.  Unless of course they want an online system to help them reach their goals.

I know I'm going to sound negative towards the system but how about just feeding them less?  They don't have opposable thumbs to get the food themselves.  If the owner can't be bothered with regular food, how exactly will this system help?

So look for my PaunchyPooches.com site to be launched shortly.  For a small monthly fee, I can guarantee even the most difficult dog will lose weight if they follow my plan.  They can track their progress online and gain support from hundreds of other dogs across the country.  The less they gain, the better they are.

(this is all trademarked so don't even try)